What really happened was a brief prison sentence. Which may or may not be because of the male prostitute ring that I was known for overseeing and facilitating.
Okay, seriously, what really happened?
1. Finals happened that pretty much beat me down to a pulp. That entire week I was desperately wishing my coffee contained something a little more than just coffee.
2. Laziness ensued not long after. After screwing up my sleeping pattern during my study sessions for finals, blogging was not happening, neither was thinking.
3. I actually think I covered pretty much everything. But it seems weird to stop at number two, so I'm going to pretend I have a third reason. Like maybe I got a job or something.
A play by play of my brain activity after finishing my finals:
Samm: Okay, now that finals is over, we can relax and take it easy. And maybe find some time to write a blog entry or two.
Brain: DOES NOT COMPUTE
Samm: I’m only saying, we don't have to, let's just watch some movies or something and relax.
Brain: ERROR! GLITCH! DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Samm: BITCH, JUST FUCKING RELAX! PLEASE!
So that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I haven't been blogging lately.
Went boxing day shopping yesterday and snagged myself a flap bag like the one above. All is good.