Just Like Heaven

She's so amazing.

Done all my exams! I have absolutely nothing to blog about, except that everything's going well for me and that I'm in a good place right now. I'll do a picture post soooon.

The Cure - Just Like Heaven

are you shitting me?

you have to be shitting me.

you are shitting me.

All Bibles should come with a disclaimer:

Click to read the text. I don't remember where I got this from, so no pic credits

And I thought this was cute:

PC: theartsubwayblog

Tipping and Twitter / Four Winds

I don't get when people receive horrible service and still insist on tipping?? What's going on with people tipping 20% for absolute shitty service? When did this start to happen? WTF!

My take: Service people, regardless of industry, who are lazy, incompetent, rude or assholish in one way or another, DON'T TIP THEM ANYTHING! Why should people be rewarded for bad service? If on the other hand, you receive moderate to excellent service, then yes, tip away!

It's not even an issue of being cheap. People need to stop tipping for the sake of tipping.

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I really don't get twitter.
Even though what I do hourly is pretty compelling and interesting, do you actually want to know that I'm:

4:56 - Studying for econ exam
5:10 - Eating tortilla chips dipped in salsa
6:01 - Browsing the net and bored
7:03 - Washroom

Someone explain to me why this is such a big thing.

Song today is Bright Eyes - Four Winds

Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy / Close Call

To put this in proper perspective, Ed Hardy is so hated by white people that it cannot be worn ironically. This is no small feat. As it stands, the only other entries in this category are Nazi Uniforms, Ku Klux Klan Robes, and self-tanner.

Since you cannot in good conscience have an Ed Hardy themed party, the best way to make use of this white hatred is to give your stories a little more appeal to white people.

For example, if you take the reasonable but not compelling story: “I got cut off in traffic this morning and when I honked the guy gave me the finger,” and replace it with: “I got cut off in traffic this morning by this guy in an Ed Hardy shirt. I honked and then he gave me the finger!” The story will become sixty percent more interesting to white people because it allows them to make a witty response like: “I guess that douche bag had to get to a UFC party or a nightclub event he was promoting.”

Follow this up with a laugh, a high five, and a compliment about the acceptable shirt the white person is wearing and you will find yourself with a new friend.

Read the entire post here



I'm not white, but I completely fall into the whole hating-people-who-wear-ed-hardy camp. All I can say is, if you wear Ed Hardy, you're a sucker for an ugly brand and you don't know how to dress.

Song today is: Rilo Kiley - Close Call

- quote from Jason Mraz

Golden Touch

Not gonna lie...I started middle parting my hair because the Olsens managed to make it look so good.

Oh and is anybody as sick of these ugly ass scarves as I am?


Razorlight - Golden Touch