Showing posts with label samm's nonsensical tales. Show all posts
Showing posts with label samm's nonsensical tales. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Yay I flashed bunch of total strangers today

Way way way too hot today. Should have worn less clothes. We're having better weather in September than we did back in July, it's ridiculous.

Speaking of less clothes, I think I might've flashed everyone at the train station today and gave everyone a great view of my ass...skirt kinda-might've-probably rode up an extraordinary amount while I was walking up the train steps. You're welcome Calgary.

I wasn't even the slightest embarrassed as these types of things happen to me a lot. I also have a habit of reaching out for poles that don't exist when I lose my balance on the train. And then I try to play it off cool but that doesn't work either.

I think I've lost the ability to be embarrassed. No, probably not.

Okay, that's all. This blog is becoming more and more about my dumb, ditzy self and less and less about my real self...which isn't really all that dumb and ditzy. Going to take a shower (hot water isn't running for some reason today so I'm reduced to showering in freezing ice cold water) and then some reading. Here's a picture of an extremely yummy looking grilled cheese sandwich:



Song today is Empire of the Sun - We Are the People

Monday, June 15, 2009

Grow Up and Blow Away

I am deathly scared of earthworms and I'll go to the farthest extent possible to avoid them. If I see it from a distance and feel that it may be a threat to my life (almost always), I might throw the largest and nearest object I can find. And if by luck, the object smashes it to its death, I still won't touch it. The big point here is I would never intentionally touch a worm by any means.

This notion was put to the test today when me and my friend were sitting outside on the grass on campus in the sun talking and eating lunch. As we were talking, I started picking at the grass on the ground, unaware that a huge worm was wriggling a few cm away from my hand. As I saw it, I screamed (attracting all kinds of attention), jumped up and proceeded to drag my friend as far away as possible. She pretty much pissed herself laughing. Anyways I went to the washroom later to wash my hands for about 10 minutes, even though I didn't touch it. The point is that it was near me.

I am also scared of moths and centipedes. I know I'm like 10000x bigger than them. You're probably thinking, "wow what a girl." Believe me, I know. I'm aware of how silly I sound right now.

Anyways at least it gave me something to blog about.

PS. I hate when random people try to strike up a conversation with me on the train. And don't stop even when I completely ignore them. When did people become so persistent?

Metric - Grow up and Blow Away

Thursday, May 28, 2009

A Day in the Life

Sweet mercy...my faithful phone is dead and I can't revive it. Yes, I understand my phone was ugly and out of date and pretty much a stone brick that could answer calls and text, but I'm not one to care about outer appearances. (Disclaimer: Does not apply to other areas in my life btw, only phones and other various electronics.)

So right now I'm just staring at its screen waiting for something magical to happen.

And I haven't been blogging because every time I attempt to, I just end up staring at my computer screen tapping at the keys (also waiting for magic to happen). I've been busy with my history papers and going out in the sun - the weather has been so gorgeous lately, helping others shop and not shopping myself (since my bank account is absolutely FURIOUS with me, see last post) and other things (which was actually magic, but I won't go into details).

Anyways I will do another update once I recover from blogger's block and things get rolling again.

Song today is: The Beatles - A Day in the Life